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May 23

Hunger Games Pick up lines

• What are the odds of you being in my favour?
• Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
• Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
• Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
• Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
• Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
• Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
• If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
• Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
• Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
• I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
• Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
• I'm usually a good guy but you Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns. make me wanna be a Cinna

Santana makes a fucking graduation robe look sexy. mmmmm

WAIT SHE KISSED PUCK BUT I THOUGHT SHE LIKED THE SEXY JESUS FREAK?! ISN’T THE LAST EPISODE A BIT LATE FOR A PLOT TWIST?!

OH MY GOD HIS DAD JUST DANCED TO SINGLE LADIES IF I WERE AT HOME I WOULD BE SQUEALING RIGHT NOW SO MUCH.

May 20

This song, Mean i guess it’s prolly called reminds me of shows I wind up at lots. Cute boy with an acoustic guitar, singing some fun songs in a near-empty room. :p I liked it.

Pete Wentz teaching his son to laugh at the homeless

(Source: maltese-waitforit-fish, via pforpaul)

DID THEY JUST CALL A DANCE MOVE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE? UM.

“I think trees are born the same way as babies”

oh god Brittany, you’re my favouritest.

OH GOD SHE JUST MENTIONED NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS. HELLLOOOOO. ;D

Does nobody else think it’s kinda shitty that the writers had to think up an ~alternate reality just to give anyone other than Rachel a solo?

OH MY GOD ARTIE IS SANTANA.

/watching this for the first time because I haven’t had internet.